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T: "Why would you brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?"

Me: "I'm not sure - I mean, it wouldn't taste good or do anything for your breath."

T: "And why would we kick boys to the curb unless they looked LIKE Mick Jagger?"

Me: "Exactly - we would kick them to the curb IF they looked like Mick Jagger. Ew."

T: "We need to rewrite this song."

Me: "Agreed."